Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Belief...

One day science might prove the creation of universe as,

X = (1/2Q*V)1/(4piE0)q1q2/r + x0 + v0t + 1/2at2 + {m1r1(t) + m2r2(t)} / (m1 + m2)

Till then i will believe X = GOD and qualify X as,
X is unique,
X is constant
X is final

Science can only try to prove this without success.
And if it ever succeeds then that could well be the end of mankind!

Dream...

On a rainy working day, under the warmth of the comforter, hearing good music, sipping a drink, wondering if you have any work to do...

Living that dream today!!!

Monday, August 25, 2008

If you hear these....

My manager is nothing but nonsense. He lives in a ideal world and propose a solution which never works. (There is no denial to this fact?! :-)

Offshore is way too bad. They dont understand the requirements. They can only screw up things.

Clients are very demanding. They expect things to be done overnight.

No recognition for good work. Recognitions that people get are hyped up.

Appraisal system never works. It is a waste of time.

He doesnt deserve for the promotion he got.

I am the only sensible soul in this entire drama!

Then you know that you are walking in the lobby of services company.

Irony is everyone thinks the same. Services industry stands united in this amongst all diversities.

If only our boundaries were drawn bigger...

If only our boundaries were drawn to include pakistan...If only Nehru and Jinnah could have compromised...
Better Cricket team with true fast bowlers...possibly more than two world cup victories
Political clash between Ghandhis and Bhuttos (we would have got a different flavour of politics)
% increase in the minority and increasing the clash between Minority and majority.. more ayodha's
More Dhabas to eat!!
we would call ourselves as IndoPakistans... though it sounds intolerable now
literacy rate going down..
Better ratio of good looking women.. :)
Saving a lot of money spent on the disputed territory.
sharing the loc with afghan, iran would be no easy thing..
shorter trade route to Dubai. all Kaja ka dosth would be benefitted a lot
Osama within our border.
unified RAW and ISI. RAW cooperating with FBI... RAO Cooperating with RAW... DESI cooperating with ISI. :)
Almost double the debts.
More money spent on policing terrrorist.
Vijayakanth would have fought with Afghan terrorist.. :)

Dang...Looks like it would create more problems that it solves.. thanks to Nehru and Jinnah

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hilarious Vijayakanth















"Actor Vijayakanth in and as Subramaniya Bharathiyar, Nethaji Subash chandrabose, Lal Bagadhur Shastri, V. O. Chidambaram".

Mind you it is not a cinema poster, it speaks about the life of our great leader!
So what all could be in common btwn these people and our man?

Subramaniya bharathiyar - Revolutionary poet
Our man - kavidhai yeah he has rendered one.. ah..aahhh...(biting his tongue before the heroine) Wasnt that revolutionary?

Netaji Subhash Chandrabose - He formed his own army and fought against britishers...
Our man - Does any body has any doubt about his fighting abilities? He is a WAR Against TERROR

V. O. C - Aka Kappalotiya thamizan
Our man - he has seen didanic twice.. yes second time for that Kate Winslet scene.. ah..ahhh..

Lal Bahudur Shastri - Thrid Prime Minister of India
Our man - Varungala America President..

Arasiyal enna padu paduthu patheengala!!! Insanity at its height!